its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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