After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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