I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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