He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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