Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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