im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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