I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
is that a dick in a sweater?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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