Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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