That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she told me i tasted like america
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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