wake up i wanna do it froggy style
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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