fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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