So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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