And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Is it penis luge time yet?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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