I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
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