i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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