i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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