Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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