I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
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Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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