im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize
