So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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