I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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