I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
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