doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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