Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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