i would punch a child for taco bell
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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