I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
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His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
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Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
The ass gains better be worth it
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