White coat. Heels.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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