Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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