Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(312): View more from Illinois

sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.

Fav 20 1034 2476
share tweet
(201): View more from New Jersey

she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.

Fav 70 1660 8522
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(410): View more from Maryland

cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me

Fav 11 818 2326
share tweet
(415): View more from California

I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."

Fav 75 1617 5501
share tweet
23 Disturbing Small-Town Horror Stories
Read it at the TFLN blog
(516): View more from New York

She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.

Fav 14 3678 1005
share tweet
(504): View more from Louisiana

today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please

Fav 26 6013 1047
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(570): View more from Pennsylvania

just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.

Fav 13 1243 2895
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.

Fav 6 1378 436
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(775): View more from Nevada

yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.

Fav 0 37 9
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT