Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires