Someone shit on the floor
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
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Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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