Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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