too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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