i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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