Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
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we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
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