so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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