I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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