You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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