I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
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How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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