haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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