It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
My liver just had a heart attack.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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