She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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