So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level