why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
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where are you?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire