I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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