I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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