they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
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no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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