You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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