We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Drunk is not a location!
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
