so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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