we're blogging at a bar
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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