And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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