I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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