i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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